"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
"George Bush has painted over 50 puppies"
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*
THE LAST ONE
when kids stare at you for a long time
A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor